Diana

Diana has been pushed down to third spot as the most beautiful princes by a website's poll which took place online. The first place is by taken over by her son' wouldbe Catherine Middleton. I have no clue how she lost the popularity but there are many versions of her accident which brings out some good news for her fans. People believe that she is still alive living is some part of the world happily with her boy friend, I wish this is true and this is some of the most interesting analysis on her death I found online, if you are a Diana fan you will be happy to read it, I have no clue if this can be considered correct but wanted to share it here in my blog, CHECK IT OUT, READ ON


From: John_Mallow@hotmail.com
(John Mallow)
Subject: Input
Date: Mon, 08 Sep 1997 03:49:12 GMT
Based on my thorough analysis and study, Princess Diana has finally broke free and become a 100% ordinary people, living happily with Dodi Al Fayed in a small tropical island near middle east ! The reasons are very clearly indicated :

(1) She has said before during one press interview, she will make a "shocking announment" after she has finished her holiday, what kind of news can be as shocking as both of them killed in a car crush ?
(2) Princess Diana planned to withdraw from public life at the end of this year, according to a journalist who interviewed her several hours before the fatal car crash in Paris. How can she become an ordinary people if everyone still interested in her life, the only solution is to let the whole world believe that, she is dead.
(3) The strong and powerful S-class 600 Mercedes can withstand very high impact, and most importantly, it is fully equipped with bullet-proof high strength materials which prevent any kidnapping, and is capable of running more than 180 km/h without any problem. How can this heavy duty high end car chased by the poor little motocycles and scooters used by the paparazz ? Also, if the Mercedes really wants to run away from them, with the huge horse power, this can be done easily!
(4) What is there to avoid the paparazz, Princess Diana has already openly confessed the relationship with Dodi Al Fayed, and the press reporters have also taken many exciting pictures about two of them during the holiday on cruise. There is nothing to shoot while
Princess Diana and Dodi Al Fayed sitting in the big car and going to the hotel, at least, nothing interesting !
(5) Dodi Fayed was buried last night in a private ceremony, one day after the fatal accident. Why so hurry ? The fastest the Al Fayed family settle the ceremony, the lesser the chance other people will find out the truth !
(6) Why only one body guard following Princess Diana ? It is not logical for the rich and famous celebrities to bring just one body guard when they go out. What happen the only one body guard needs to go to toilet ? What happen Princess Diana needs to go to the rest room ? Who will protect her ? This question definitely open up many interesting leads for many other people to investigate.
(7) Come back to the 6000cc Merceds, what level of impact can you image, in order to kill 3 people instantly ? The car must be running at least above 200 km/h !!! Have anybody checked the tunnel ? What kind of damage has the accident caused on the wall of the tunnel ?
(8) Diana's last chauffeur not a professional driver (and drunk?). This is all rubbish ! Just image, a billionaire and a princess, going out for dinner and use a security officer as chauffeur ? Please ask youself, these rich people will only use the best driver they can
employed under the sun, don't ever believe this kind of lousy excuse.
(9) Also, anyone apart from the royal family and high ranking officials saw the dead bodies ? Any pictures shot on the bodies ? NO!
(10) Dodi has an established movie studio located in Hollywood, USA. What kind of movies cannot be produced by Hollywood magic ???
(11) As for meeting Prince William & Harry, this is the most simplest problem to solve, anytime they feel like it, they can call each other, using Satelite video conferencing, the princes can meet her at the small tropical island anytime anyday !
(12) Also, with the most advance technology in plastic surgery (pls compare Michael Jackson's before and after) , can you still recognise her after a few months ?
With this perfect setup, Princess Diana can get back her very own private life, and Prince Charles can finally marries Camilla, his long time girl friend......, what a best idea !
The above are the most prominent reasons why I said Princess Diana and Dodi Al Fayed are still alive and enjoying good life, the use of the entire car crush incident is the only way Princess Diana can think of in order to enjoy her private life forever. Hence, please send my
regards to both of them next time anyone of you happen to meet someone look exactly like Princess Diana !!!
LP: Even with 12 points I can't give this tissue of conjecture a plausibilty rating of at more than 1/10. But one thing does interest me. Is the obsession with toilets a by-product of your name, John?